Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I’ll need more garlic and less sunlight in my skincare routine! 🧛♂️🧄🌞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing. I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”
