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Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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Guess I’ll need more garlic and less sunlight in my skincare routine! 🧛‍♂️🧄🌞

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anticipation, bite, fantasy, humor, line, real, soon, supernatural, vampire, vampires on Oct 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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