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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, bad, bad behavior, behavior, Gatorade, humor, joking, Mercury, playful, quirky, sarcasm, science, science humor, sorry, whatever on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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