Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.