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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 mi…

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 mi…

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"Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, excuse, humor, i, late, lateness, laziness, minutes, procrastination, sat, sorry, staring, towel, wall on May 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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