Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 mi… Commentary:"Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me. Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here. Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection. Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.