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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.