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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s bee…

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s bee…

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling saga of traffic strikes again! 🚗💨 Who would have thought that the same old song and dance would catch us off guard? Time to add 'predicting traffic patterns' to our resume! 😅⏰ #SameTrafficDifferentDay"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged couple, daily, daily life, day, every, exactly, excuse, expectation, humor, i, late, life, past, routine, sorry, traffic on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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