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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged choice, decision, financial, financial decision, gamble, humor, life, life choice, lottery, lottery ticket, money, poor, rich, spending, stuff, ticket, wishy-washy on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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