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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.