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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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