Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.