Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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