Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Commentary:
"Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! πŸ’™πŸ©Έβ€οΈ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! πŸ’ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ #PatrioticFlow"

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