💾 Save Image Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! 💙🩸❤️ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! 💪🇺🇸 #PatrioticFlow" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow. My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over. It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bleed, country, day, election, humor, irony, patriot, period, true
