Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Maybe I'm just too tall for everyone else's shortcomings! 🤣📏 #ElevatedStandards" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us. Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.