Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Maybe I'm just too tall for everyone else's shortcomings! 🤣📏 #ElevatedStandards" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us. My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.
