Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,332

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Making waves on Threads:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Just shared via X:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Going bananas on WeChat:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Making waves on TikTok:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

, , , , , , ,

Keep the laugh going 😂

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on WeChat this month:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent crushes that like you back.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,420

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Making waves on Messenger:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Trending via Facebook:

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Just shared via YouTube:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Broadcasted on Slack:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴