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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating…

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating…

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, call, humor, joke, mating, noise, stomach, whale on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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