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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?