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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

2 weeks ago

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

2 months ago

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

2 months ago

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

97 shares on Discord this month:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

43 shares on Discord this month:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

86 shares on X this month:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Going viral on YouTube:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Live now on Instagram:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Going viral on Instagram:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Trending via Slack:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Going viral on Reddit:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Just landed via Facebook:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Making waves on WeChat:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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