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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Easy there, unsaved number.

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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