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Stop dating if you have no car.

Stop dating if you have no car.

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Can't even take my date for a walk without four wheels? Guess it's time for a bicycle-built-for-two! 🚲💔✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, car, dating, humor, relationship, stop on Aug 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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