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Sundays: when your brain transforms into that overly concerned friend who just realized you haven't started your week's worth of adulting yet 😅🧠💥

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26 shares on Twitch this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Keep the laugh going 😂

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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