Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

64 shares on Threads this month:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.