Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.