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Itโ€™s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because youโ€™re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Seriously, how sexy was Freudโ€™s mom?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldnโ€™t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has shared:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an โ€˜egosystemโ€™.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I donโ€™t say.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

Notice how you donโ€™t catch me in public, itโ€™s because iโ€™m not real.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง has bookmarked:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Everyone is all โ€œlove is patientโ€ during the wedding, but when thereโ€™s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Just landed via Discord:

I donโ€™t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Just landed via Instagram:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Just shared via Instagram:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Iโ€™m gonna start telling men I know a spot and itโ€™s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Trending via TikTok:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your lifeโ€™s decisions.

Making waves on Telegram:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

How do I even know this guy is my โ€œbossโ€? Iโ€™ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Itโ€™s only 9am and Iโ€™ve already ruined my sonโ€™s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ has bookmarked:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good olโ€™ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Just landed via Messenger:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Going viral on YouTube:

Donโ€™t talk to me about regrets if youโ€™ve never had someoneโ€™s name tattooed on you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Seen just now on X:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I know itโ€™s true because the people on the internet said so.

Just landed via Discord:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute itโ€™s there and the next itโ€™s not.

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