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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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2 months ago

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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2 months ago

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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2 months ago

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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5 months ago

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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2 months ago

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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2 months ago

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50 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

85 shares on Discord this month:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

87 shares on Discord this month:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

59 shares on Slack this month:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

11 shares on Discord this month:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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Going viral on TikTok:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Just shared via X:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Seen just now on Twitch:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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