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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

47 shares on Discord this month:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Making waves on Slack:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Shared recently on Discord:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Just landed via Messenger:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Spotted on Telegram:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Going viral on Facebook:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Shared recently on Discord:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Live now on Messenger:

This whole week could have been an email.

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