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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accountability, accountable, celebrity, CEO, Coldplay, comparison, guy, held, humor, politics, president, satire on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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