That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable. I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.