That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Commentary:
“Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣‍♂️ Who needs job experience when you’ve mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay”

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