That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Commentary:
"Ahoy there! πŸŒŠβš“οΈ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. πŸ§­πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🀣🌊 #SeasTheDay"