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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.