The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.