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Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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12 shares on Twitch this month:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

27 shares on YouTube this month:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

34 shares on YouTube this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I’m running out of people I like.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Spotted on Slack:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Going viral on Telegram:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Breaking via X:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Just shared via Threads:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Live now on WeChat:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Live now on TikTok:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Just landed via Pinterest:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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