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Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll

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57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

25 shares on TikTok this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Trending via Telegram:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Just shared via Twitch:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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