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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I remember sex. That was cool.