The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.