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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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I have a yearning disability.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

73 shares on Discord this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Going viral on Facebook:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Going bananas on Discord:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Normalize booing in the workplace.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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