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  • It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.
  • If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
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  • I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.
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