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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.