The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I always knew the elderberry was the one with the PhD in Berryology! 🫐🎓🍇 Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.