The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I always knew the elderberry was the one with the PhD in Berryology! π«ππ Related Funny Posts π€ Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second. Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead. The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.