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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Trending via Reddit:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Breaking via Threads:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Seen just now on Facebook:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Breaking via TikTok:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Making waves on Messenger:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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33 shares on TikTok this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

23 shares on Discord this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

31 shares on X this month:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Spotted on Facebook:

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I am cassette tape years old.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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