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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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โ€œHow would you describe yourself.โ€ Me: I absolutely would not.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Born to say โ€œWho the hell raised you to be this stupid.โ€ Forced to work in groups.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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"Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ #NostalgicChaos"



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