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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Going bananas on Slack:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Going bananas on Slack:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Making waves on YouTube:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Time needs a speed limit.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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