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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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67 shares on Threads this month:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

44 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

45 shares on X this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Shared recently on Discord:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Live now on Instagram:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Just shared via YouTube:

Back to the Future and chill?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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