Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
  • I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
  • Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
  • Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.
  • Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.