The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.