The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Commentary:
“Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy”

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