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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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Seen just now on X:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Live now on Twitch:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Going viral on Telegram:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Living la vida taco!

Breaking via X:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Making waves on Threads:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

97 shares on Threads this month:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

58 shares on Slack this month:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Making waves on Facebook:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Just landed via Discord:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Trending via Discord:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Trending via Slack:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Just shared via Snapchat:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Trending via Threads:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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