The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.