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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Seen just now on Discord:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Live now on Slack:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Making waves on WeChat:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

66 shares on Threads this month:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Live now on WeChat:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Spotted on Slack:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Going viral on Threads:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Just landed via TikTok:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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