The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.