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Ah, the struggle of the old-school wired headphones… The feeling of heartbreak as your favorite song fades in and out, echoing the ups and downs of your emotions 😢 But hey, at least the younger generation won't have to experience the unique pain of untangling those pesky wires! 🎧🤦‍♂️ #BluetoothLife

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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