The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’ DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
