The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didnโ€™t happen.

Commentary:
"Birthdays and one-night stands โ€“ both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’” Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on โœจ๐Ÿฅณ"