The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didnโt happen. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Birthdays and one-night stands โ both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! ๐๐ Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on โจ๐ฅณ" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didnโt happen. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!