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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.