The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.