Trendy Funny Quotes

  • To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
  • What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”
  • Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.
  • “You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.
  • The reward for doing really good work is more work.
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.