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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, chase, craving, cream, fitness, fun, fun activity, humor, ice, ice cream, running, truck on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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