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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

21 shares on Threads this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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Spotted on X:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Just shared via Reddit:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Making waves on Slack:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Just landed via Slack:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Seen just now on Twitch:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Spotted on Slack:

Avocado is just green butter.

Trending via Twitch:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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