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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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88 shares on Discord this month:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

54 shares on Threads this month:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

48 shares on Threads this month:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

53 shares on Messenger this month:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Just landed via Messenger:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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