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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.