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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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2 months ago

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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56 shares on Twitch this month:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

97 shares on Threads this month:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

88 shares on Threads this month:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

45 shares on WeChat this month:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

12 shares on YouTube this month:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

31 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Going viral on WeChat:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Trending via Reddit:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Going viral on Slack:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Just shared via Instagram:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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