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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Live now on LinkedIn:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Making waves on Twitch:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

3 weeks ago

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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"Ah, yes, because nothing says conflict resolution like settling disputes with a good old-fashioned duel. Just imagine the corporate boardroom meetings spicing things up with some swordplay and pistols at dawn. Who needs HR when you have honor and a steady hand, right?"

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Feb 25, 2025

Well, I guess that means we’ll need to dust off our fencing gear! 🤺 Remember, en garde means “don’t sneeze while your opponent is aiming,” right? 😅

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Live now on Snapchat:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Just shared via TikTok:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Making waves on X:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Spotted on Messenger:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Just landed via YouTube:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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