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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

12 shares on Messenger this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Going viral on Reddit:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Going bananas on Slack:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Just shared via Reddit:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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