The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model. I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.