The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model. I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.