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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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80 shares on Threads this month:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

73 shares on X this month:

I am single, please disturb me!

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Broadcasted on Slack:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Live now on Telegram:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Spotted on Threads:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Just landed via TikTok:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Going bananas on Discord:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Just shared via Reddit:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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