💾 Save Image The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bed, childhood, fears, floor, humor, imagination, mattress, monster, monsters, possibility