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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Making waves on Telegram:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Trending via Twitch:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Spotted on Telegram:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Just shared via Discord:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

2 months ago

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

2 months ago

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

5 months ago

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

2 months ago

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

2 months ago

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

2 months ago

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58 shares on Discord this month:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

10 shares on Messenger this month:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Making waves on Slack:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Trending via Messenger:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Live now on Discord:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Going viral on Threads:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Just shared via TikTok:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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