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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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I was dropped as an adult.