The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.