The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.