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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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"Time to 'take out' any drama and let the bins shine tomorrow! πŸ—‘οΈβœ¨πŸ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, picked, picked up, ready, reminder, responsibility, tomorrow, trash on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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