The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.