The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Commentary:"Time to 'take out' any drama and let the bins shine tomorrow! ποΈβ¨π" Related Funny Quotes π€ Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem. Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up? I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.