Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
  • If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
  • Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.
  • The only thing I gained this year is weight.
  • Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.
  • Talents: eating!