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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?