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There are people that make their bed every morning and peop…

There are people that make their bed every morning and peop…

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Ah, the classic case of opposites attracting! 🛏️💕 One person starts the day with military precision, while the other sees bed-making as optional decor. It's a match made in heaven – or at least in the bedroom! 😄 #OppositesAttract

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, differences, every, humor, marriage, marry, morning, people, relationship, think, time, waste on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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