Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.
  • I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
  • I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
  • It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.
  • I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.