There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
