There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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"Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush 🚗⏰. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!"

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