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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.