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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?