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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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