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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Everyone is getting idioter.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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