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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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