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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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Just landed via Twitch:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Trending via Pinterest:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Reported on TikTok:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Trending via Telegram:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Going viral on YouTube:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Making waves on Reddit:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Going viral on Twitch:

I think God was high when he made me.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Going viral on YouTube:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Spotted on Reddit:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Reported on Reddit:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Live now on Facebook:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Trending via Instagram:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Just shared via WeChat:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Reported on WeChat:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

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